Notable Quotes
“Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!”---------------------------------------------
After seeing Ranger in the nude:
"Amazing," Grandma said, eyes wide, staring in unblinking stupefaction. I yanked Grandma out and closed the bathroom door.
"It was mezmerizing," Grandma said. "It was like staring into the eye of a cobra. I don't care if I do anything else on the bucket list. This was awesome. It was like a biblical experience." ~ Top Secret Twenty-One
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"I bet a big strapping young guy like you has a lot of special talents," Grandma said to Milton.
"I can make French toast,"Milton said. "And I can whistle."
"Isn't that something," Grandma said. "Whistling's a lost art. You don't find many whistlers anymore." ~ Finger Lickin' Fifteen
Character Desription
from Two for the Dough
... now that Grandpa Mazur was scarfing down his normal
two-eggs-and-a-half-pound-of-bacon breakfast in the hereafter.
Grandma Mazur was seventy-two and didn't look a day over
ninety. I loved her dearly, but when you got her down to her skivvies, she
resembled a soup chicken.
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